Sunday, July 21, 2013

Post Move In Updates

First off, I'm totally jamming to I'm Too Sexy. Also, due to mom, I have to, at some point, need to figure out a way to mash up the songs Kokomo and Electric Avenue.

Anyways, to the point of this post!

Saturday morning came quick. We finished loading up my truck and headed off to Fairmont to pick up some stuff from mom's boss (who is an acquaintance of mine outside of work) for my place; I got a bookcase for my table-top RPG's books and a coffee table that will be painted like an NES controller at some point. Was fun stuff.

Then we were off to my place. Now, I knew that Chris was going to leave the place a mess but I didn't think it would be that bad. So we walk up and I walk through the apartment. And I was appalled. Disgusted doesn't even begin to describe it. It was awful. There were bags of trash stacked in the kitchen, at least a dozen pizza boxes, trash all over the bedroom. So I have a mini meltdown and mom prods me to grab the trash bags and start cleaning it all up. While I'm down on the floor picking up all the trash, I find... wait for it... a pair of the whore's panties. Oh yes, you read that completely right. She left her panties there. Now I don't know about any of you ladies, but panties are expensive, so I try not to just leave them laying all willy nilly. The rage just explodes at this point and I'm yelling and near tears. Mom calms me down and I keep picking up. Once the kids have brought up all my boxes and furniture, mom sends me to the store to buy an AC. Yes, there was one here before and yes, I hadn't planned on having to get a new one since I assumed it would still be here. Well, it was. Except Chris had given it to Lance. So I was off to drop $100 that I really didn't have and get something to eat because the anger and adrenaline and exhaustion was starting to eat at me. I come back, they've moved my bed for me and are starting to unpack for me. After we're done in the bedroom, I take mom home and come back. Stephie invited me over for dinner since the kitchen was, quite literally, unusable. So I took a shower and went to her place. Oh yeah, I forgot to add that the first AC I bought was defective so I had to go exchange it and install a new one. So I eat dinner and chill downstairs for a bit until she asks if I can take her to the store. And then, my truck won't start. The key wouldn't come out of the ignition. So I'm angry and cursing and close to smashing my truck with a hammer. I go upstairs and lay down in bed to watch Scrubs and go to bed. Slept terribly, but whatever.

So then today, I did end up getting the truck fixed (it was apparently just being stubborn) and cleaned the kitchen. Took a solid two hours but it's clean and usable again! Once we have all the trash gone, we'll be set! So mom tells me she's coming into town and asks if I want to ride with her. I go and we're talking about Chris and bitchwhoreface and she says something to the effect of "I wish I had the panties so I can show her why she's not welcome in my life anymore." I pipe up and say that I'll dig through the trash for them if she'd like. She gives me a look and is like "No, don't do that." I'm like o_O Why the look and tone? She gives me the look again and after some convincing she states, "Well, if you did that, then you would find the second pair that we found shoved behind the bed while you were at WalMart."

REALLY?!? SHE IS SO SKANKY AND FELT SUCH A NEED TO GET AT ME THAT SHE LEFT NOT ONE, BUT TWO PAIRS OF PANTIES THERE FOR ME TO FIND!? Good gods and all things sacred, when I said that Chris downgraded when he left me for her, I didn't realize how bad he downgraded until this. What a skanky, slutty, trashy whore. Piece of works, the both of 'em.

But yeah, I'm in my own place now and it's nice. ^_^ -flop- However I feel like I've been hit by a truck from all the moving and stress. Guh.

Monday, July 08, 2013

Errrmahgerd! Errrrrpdertes!

No, not ERP, you pervs... Jeebus, get your mind out the damn gutter.

But seriously, I didn't drop off the face of the Earth, I've just been really busy. Also, be prepared for pictures in this post. Many of them possibly.

First... TATTOO'S! I GOT THEM! And I fucking love them. They didn't even hurt NEARLY as bad as I thought they would! Here they are in all their glory. I have to go get them touched up in August a bit but other than that, perfect!

Uhhhhh what else... Here's an update picture of Snow kitten. It's kinda bad since it was taken with my webcam but a picture nonetheless. He's totally healthy and has bounced back from death like it was nothing. IT WAS MERELY A SETBACK!

Chris and I... Yeah. Well. That ship has fucking sailed. That ship sailed and it sunk harder than the Titanic. It's done, it's over. Completely. 100%. No turning back. I won't go into what happened, because even though it's my blog and I say what I want here, what happened with us shouldn't be floating around the internet for everyone to see. There are a select few that know and they all know not to run their mouths. It is what it is. And while I'm hurt and angry that shit went down like it did, it gave me the ability to instantly get over him. No more hopes, no more what if's. It's done and it's over. After it happened, I happened to be reading a web comic a friend (more on him in a moment) referred me to, and this strip hit very close to home. 

Soo... What else. I took the first step to get back into school and I'm fucking stoked about it. Like, so goddamned stoked. Walking into the mock operating room was just breathtaking. I can't wait. I'm going to be scheduling a day of job shadowing here in the next few weeks so I can actually go to the hospital and scrub in on a surgery (YES I WILL ACTUALLY GET TO SCRUB IN HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?!). 

I have a car! Holy cow I finally bought MY OWN CAR! TODAY! IT'S ALL MINE! I will be able to go pick it up within the week, but it's all fucking mine. It's a black Dodge Durango. Super clean, drives beautifully. For $2k it was a steal. And mom and I named her Jaime; she suggested Brienne but I said no because I'm really not fond of that character. 

I have given into the craze of Doctor Who. Finally. And the fandom has CONSUMED MY SOUL. I am so damn in love with that show. -flails- I even did my nails DW themed. I'm in the process of gathering materials to make myself a TARDIS dress as well. And things to do a Rose cosplay. @_@ I know, I'm terribly nerdy.

And last, but certainly not least... I AM OFFICIALLY NOT SINGLE ANYMORE! And the way that he officially asked me was just the cutest too! "Miss Aurora Avalon (No, that's not my actual name, I wish, but I'm not putting my full name out here), would you fancy engaging in the activity of courtship with me?" -squeals and dances about- His name is Peter, we met in an RP community, he lives in Louisiana, he graduated from college as a theatre techie. And he's wonderfully sweet and amazing and totally gets me and adores my nerdiness and socially awkwardness. And I <3 him good. I'm going to see him in the end of August for my birthday and then again sometime in November for his Ren Faire. And then after that we're going to work on a date for him to come up here to meet the family and all that jazz. I always said that things with Chris felt so right... comparatively, this time around it ALL feels right. Everything. He makes me happier than a damn bird with a french fry. He's just... -dreamy sigh- amazing. 

And with that, lovelies, that's all I really have to say. Those are all of my updates! More to come, well, as they come. Oh, and I'm moving out in less than two weeks! Wooooot!